A Day in the Life of a Master(s) of Education

Random Fact 11: I LOVE to eat, I am a slave to my belly and sort of a food slut. If you give me good food, I'm more likely to do something you want me to do.

Random Fact 10: I think about 80% of dudes look good in a plain white T, jeans & kicks. The other 20%?, I just ignore them for the lack of simple fashion sense.

Random Fact 9: Once when I was really upset n totally intoxicated, I chainsmoked a pack of Virginia Slims menthol cigs. It was the 1st n only time I smoked cigs

Random Fact 8: My mind is constantly in the gutter, and though I don't mean to I'm pretty sure I could figure out a way to make the Virgin Mary filthy.

Random Fact 7: I am a serial kisser. I have kissed more men than I can keep track of in every country I have ever visited. I wear it as a badge of honor.

Random Fact 6: I believe it is perfectly acceptable to sing (i.e. shout) Disney songs at the top of your voice while driving in your car with the windows down.

Random Fact 5, pt 2: I have 4 different bucket lists just in case I die young in a blaze of fire and glory :D. You never know and I like to be prepared.

Random Fact 5: I plan to travel to each continent before I am 30. It is #4 on my "before 30" bucket list.

Random Fact 4: I have the most selective memory known to man. I can only remember about 25% of the last 22 years of my life. It's truly saddening :(

Random Fact 3: My favorite musical is RENT and I at times sing songs from it whenever I feel a little lonely and sad

Random Fact 2: I once skipped school and took a bus to NYC, shopped and walked around, then got back on the greyhound back home. Never got caught :D

Random Fact 1: Ethan & Alauna are the 2 best things that have ever happen to me b/c they love me unconditionally no matter what.

A long time ago I made a list of 25 random things about myself; I'm going to do something like that again..time to share my world

Saw the most intense case of camel toe today..almost like her vagina was SCREAMING for oxygen. IDK how she couldn't feel that something was wrong...SMH

Dearest Mystery Ant at Work: You suck, fuck you. That is all. Sincerely, Moe

At times it's best not to read others blogs;it brings up questions you don't want to know the answers to, but thanks to all who read the ramblings I call a blog

Saw the world's biggest dog try to eat a little chow chow this morning..it was a bit funny when the chow lunged right back at it

So glad to have had visitors this past weekend but it sure does make living alone seem more...what's the word....oh yea LONELY...