Intresting
So I read this somewhere and decided to repost it because it is so funny to me...where do people get this stuff??? they must pull it out their asses
Body: I've had an ephiphany!
I will like to take this time to set women straight on this whole monogamy thing.
Let me start out by asking this question to the women of the world......."Do YOU LOV UR MAN"
If so, take the time to hear me out.
What women fail to understand when it comes to cheating is this,..........."Men were made with different organs than women" We have different needs. And I just think it is very selfish that yall take it upon yourselves to rush to judgment if we slip up. I don't know what goes on in yall heads.
I don't know if its insecurity or ignorance, but yall flip out if ur cheated on. What does that solve huh?? Do u think we love you any less?? As long as your the same girl we fell in love with, you have nothing to worry about when it comes to matters of the heart.
Maybe you feel jealousy towards to other chick. I just don't see why. Don't you know if we wanted to, we could just leave you and never come back if we felt that girl was more special than you. But no, we come come back home because that's where our hearts are.
"THE MAIN GIRL" "MY BOO" "My WIFEY" "MY HEART"..............if you fit in that category with ur man, LISTEN UP. You are the ones we actually see a future with. I know I want my wifey to eventually be my bride and have my children. I cant see know other woman on this earth taking her place. And your man probably feels the same way about you.
Now let me get back to the question I asked you girls...........DO U LOVE UR MAN?
If u do, bare with me because now your love will be tested.
If I ask most men whets their favorite movie, Ill get responses like "Godfather", "Matrix" or what have you. My favorite movie is "The Game"....
Now when's the last time I saw "THE GAME",..............probably 4 months ago. But if its my favorite, WHY DON'T I WATCH IT EVERY 3 days?
Its simple...................BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE A NEW FUCKIN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!! I know all the words to THE GAME, I know how it ends, I know which songs are about to play throughout the film. Its not exciting anymore, but I still love that film to death.
U see where im going with this ladies?? Now I'm not comparing you to a film. U mean so much more than that. But I can compare our sexual experience to something that a nigga can get bored with. All we gotta do is bring you some hard dick and do our thing in the oral department, and ur happy.
But that's where we differ. A man's attention span is very very short. Why do you think most babysitters are girls?? Because girls are more prone to pay attention to the children. No one wants to leave their child in the care of a guy, unless their fuckin desperate, because we would watch the kids for like 5 minutes, turn on our headphones, and forget all about em.
Not to mention, girls want some good sex about 3 times week, if that. Men want it 3 times a day. And sometimes yall aint down wit it. Of course, we could do the easy thing and spank off. BUT WHAT DO U THINK WE"RE USING AS A VISUAL IMAGE IN OUR FANTASY?!!!! It might be you, but then again, it wouldn't be a fantasy. That would be reality. HELLO??!!!
Jerking off gets played out real fast. So............................we wait. and we wait...........and we wait
Then on that 3rd DAY!!!!!!! of waiting, ITS YOUR FUCKING PERIOD!!! or your pissed off about something. Anyway, u aint in the mood. And on the inside, we're goin fuckin nuts!!! You girls will never grow balls so yall will never know the torture it is to not get any. We become really sensitive in our groin regions. I mean, brushing up against the arm of the couch would give us blueballs.
Ok, nuff of that. Lets get down to business.
As always, there's that one girl who we know we could fuck, and we do it. JUST to please our master(and u know what I mean). And thats all it is................A Fuckin nut! thats it. And I swear, when we get ours, we not sitting around with that other chick and watchin TV and chillin. We get out of there as soon as possible. We don't even like them, at all! I know for a fact,that after we do the deed, WE FEEL LIKE ASSHOLES!!! And there's nothing that you can say that will make us feel any worse. Remember, we still love you with all our hearts. Sometimes I feel we are cursed.
So eventually you find out. Then what? U wanna break up?? Why??
What, ur hurt?? I just don't understand that. I'm telling you, we treat them other girls like shit. Its not like we're telling them "I love you". We hit it and say "Peeeace!" Would u think I loved my hand more if that got me off??? Because that's all them girls are good for, a nut.
And who do you think you are in the 1st place??
HALLE BERRY was cheated on!!!! That's a perfect example of the CURSE
Halle is one of the most beautiful women on this planet. Along with Uma,Tyra,Heidi Klum, she has been cheated on by there ordinary guys they were with. I did the research. Now I know you don't think ur a s hot as those women, but yall are quick to turn a blind eye to Supermodels gettin cheated on so u can focus on your own heartbreaks.
Now you say you love your man. That should be for better or for worse. It aint "love" if you're only by his side when shit's all perfect. Stand by him when he needs you! That's fuckin love. New Edition said it the best "Sunny Days, everybody loves them................Tell me baby, CAN U STAND THE FUCKIN RAIN"!!!!
What if your man went deaf tomorrow?? Would you still love him?? Cancer?? Wanna be with him?? How about a fire that burns off his skin?? Still want him???
Those tragedies happen throughout life. But MEN, We were born with this condition. I don't choose to be like this, nor does any other man. We cant explain it, we cant control it, we cant end it! It was given to us at birth!! Just know that.
Its in our systems. Look at fuckin Utah. Men are out there with 7 fuckin wives!!! In Middle Eastern countries.....20 wives!!!! And you get mad at us for not being focused on just ONE of yall!!!! Give us a fuckin break.
And let me do role reversal for u ladies,
The reason why girls cant get their little dip on the side is simple.............. U are too fuckin emotional for that. First off, u aint just gonna let a nigga run up in it, unless he made you feel good by telling you nice things or brought u a sweet gift which leads to ur heart gettin involved. In turn, yall wanna pick up and dump us for him! And all he wants is to fuck. And 6 months later, HE"LL CHEAT ON UR FUCKIN ASS!!!
So in closing, I just hope I help u girls understand that the DICK and the HEART are not the same. I don't fuck other girls because I love you any less. I just wanted a fuckin nut and that's it. Love the nigga you're with, because u could've wound up with something much worse(Alcoholic,Wife Beater,Druggie,Bum ASS nigga, the list goes on). At least try to spice up the sex for the nigga. Role play or something girl. Just keep your nigga interested in the sex.
THE END
Any way hope you a good laugh...I know I did...until next post laters
Body: I've had an ephiphany!
I will like to take this time to set women straight on this whole monogamy thing.
Let me start out by asking this question to the women of the world......."Do YOU LOV UR MAN"
If so, take the time to hear me out.
What women fail to understand when it comes to cheating is this,..........."Men were made with different organs than women" We have different needs. And I just think it is very selfish that yall take it upon yourselves to rush to judgment if we slip up. I don't know what goes on in yall heads.
I don't know if its insecurity or ignorance, but yall flip out if ur cheated on. What does that solve huh?? Do u think we love you any less?? As long as your the same girl we fell in love with, you have nothing to worry about when it comes to matters of the heart.
Maybe you feel jealousy towards to other chick. I just don't see why. Don't you know if we wanted to, we could just leave you and never come back if we felt that girl was more special than you. But no, we come come back home because that's where our hearts are.
"THE MAIN GIRL" "MY BOO" "My WIFEY" "MY HEART"..............if you fit in that category with ur man, LISTEN UP. You are the ones we actually see a future with. I know I want my wifey to eventually be my bride and have my children. I cant see know other woman on this earth taking her place. And your man probably feels the same way about you.
Now let me get back to the question I asked you girls...........DO U LOVE UR MAN?
If u do, bare with me because now your love will be tested.
If I ask most men whets their favorite movie, Ill get responses like "Godfather", "Matrix" or what have you. My favorite movie is "The Game"....
Now when's the last time I saw "THE GAME",..............probably 4 months ago. But if its my favorite, WHY DON'T I WATCH IT EVERY 3 days?
Its simple...................BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE A NEW FUCKIN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!! I know all the words to THE GAME, I know how it ends, I know which songs are about to play throughout the film. Its not exciting anymore, but I still love that film to death.
U see where im going with this ladies?? Now I'm not comparing you to a film. U mean so much more than that. But I can compare our sexual experience to something that a nigga can get bored with. All we gotta do is bring you some hard dick and do our thing in the oral department, and ur happy.
But that's where we differ. A man's attention span is very very short. Why do you think most babysitters are girls?? Because girls are more prone to pay attention to the children. No one wants to leave their child in the care of a guy, unless their fuckin desperate, because we would watch the kids for like 5 minutes, turn on our headphones, and forget all about em.
Not to mention, girls want some good sex about 3 times week, if that. Men want it 3 times a day. And sometimes yall aint down wit it. Of course, we could do the easy thing and spank off. BUT WHAT DO U THINK WE"RE USING AS A VISUAL IMAGE IN OUR FANTASY?!!!! It might be you, but then again, it wouldn't be a fantasy. That would be reality. HELLO??!!!
Jerking off gets played out real fast. So............................we wait. and we wait...........and we wait
Then on that 3rd DAY!!!!!!! of waiting, ITS YOUR FUCKING PERIOD!!! or your pissed off about something. Anyway, u aint in the mood. And on the inside, we're goin fuckin nuts!!! You girls will never grow balls so yall will never know the torture it is to not get any. We become really sensitive in our groin regions. I mean, brushing up against the arm of the couch would give us blueballs.
Ok, nuff of that. Lets get down to business.
As always, there's that one girl who we know we could fuck, and we do it. JUST to please our master(and u know what I mean). And thats all it is................A Fuckin nut! thats it. And I swear, when we get ours, we not sitting around with that other chick and watchin TV and chillin. We get out of there as soon as possible. We don't even like them, at all! I know for a fact,that after we do the deed, WE FEEL LIKE ASSHOLES!!! And there's nothing that you can say that will make us feel any worse. Remember, we still love you with all our hearts. Sometimes I feel we are cursed.
So eventually you find out. Then what? U wanna break up?? Why??
What, ur hurt?? I just don't understand that. I'm telling you, we treat them other girls like shit. Its not like we're telling them "I love you". We hit it and say "Peeeace!" Would u think I loved my hand more if that got me off??? Because that's all them girls are good for, a nut.
And who do you think you are in the 1st place??
HALLE BERRY was cheated on!!!! That's a perfect example of the CURSE
Halle is one of the most beautiful women on this planet. Along with Uma,Tyra,Heidi Klum, she has been cheated on by there ordinary guys they were with. I did the research. Now I know you don't think ur a s hot as those women, but yall are quick to turn a blind eye to Supermodels gettin cheated on so u can focus on your own heartbreaks.
Now you say you love your man. That should be for better or for worse. It aint "love" if you're only by his side when shit's all perfect. Stand by him when he needs you! That's fuckin love. New Edition said it the best "Sunny Days, everybody loves them................Tell me baby, CAN U STAND THE FUCKIN RAIN"!!!!
What if your man went deaf tomorrow?? Would you still love him?? Cancer?? Wanna be with him?? How about a fire that burns off his skin?? Still want him???
Those tragedies happen throughout life. But MEN, We were born with this condition. I don't choose to be like this, nor does any other man. We cant explain it, we cant control it, we cant end it! It was given to us at birth!! Just know that.
Its in our systems. Look at fuckin Utah. Men are out there with 7 fuckin wives!!! In Middle Eastern countries.....20 wives!!!! And you get mad at us for not being focused on just ONE of yall!!!! Give us a fuckin break.
And let me do role reversal for u ladies,
The reason why girls cant get their little dip on the side is simple.............. U are too fuckin emotional for that. First off, u aint just gonna let a nigga run up in it, unless he made you feel good by telling you nice things or brought u a sweet gift which leads to ur heart gettin involved. In turn, yall wanna pick up and dump us for him! And all he wants is to fuck. And 6 months later, HE"LL CHEAT ON UR FUCKIN ASS!!!
So in closing, I just hope I help u girls understand that the DICK and the HEART are not the same. I don't fuck other girls because I love you any less. I just wanted a fuckin nut and that's it. Love the nigga you're with, because u could've wound up with something much worse(Alcoholic,Wife Beater,Druggie,Bum ASS nigga, the list goes on). At least try to spice up the sex for the nigga. Role play or something girl. Just keep your nigga interested in the sex.
THE END
Any way hope you a good laugh...I know I did...until next post laters
Comments