Sometimes I feel like my life is a poorly written sitcom

So because I had nothing better to do this year I told my boss that I would work the Xmas holiday weekend. Silly me! So here it is Xmas Eve and the 10 people I know in ATL are either out of town or with family. I was just anticipating hanging with the dog but since he's on crate rest he's no fun right now. Thus I was given the challenge of finding something fun, cheap and close to home to do on my Saturday night. A mini light bulb went off in my head! Why not go to the gay bar?1? I always have a good time, there was bound to be other lonely souls up to no good and the music is always good. So I showered, put on a festive dress and headed out the door. Once there I sat down for my meal and settled in for the night of ridiculous fun. Now here's where it gets interesting and I swear that these types of things only happen to me. 1) Only in the biggest gay bar in the city can I get multiple free drinks not because I am cute but because my outfit is fierce. I got so many compliments and free drinks I ended up way drunker that I had earlier anticipated. 2) Only in my life would the LONE straight guy up in the place seek me out, proceed to chat me up for 45mins and then make out with me. Now that last part my seem a bit slutty but that's totally normal for me. I am a huge lip slut and love kissing. But that's usually where the fun ends for my tongue tango partner. By the end of the night I was not only trying to make sure I had cab fare I was also avoiding eye contact with my kissing partner save he thought he was going home with me. More happened but since I am rushing to get this all down before day 3 of work....you guys have to wait!!! Until the next episode...dueces

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