A Day in the Life of a Master(s) of Education

Getting ready for a mini vacation in Orlando. I'm so excited to ring in the New Year with Mickey, Donald, Minnie, Pluto & Goofy. Seeing Amanda & Jimmy makes it the icing on the cake too. So what excatly do I do on NYE??? Still haven't figured that part out but I've still got some time.

So what happens when ur life kicks into high gear and you are already barely hanging on...

Someone once said to me: You are a grenade, so small but you make a large impact. I didn't know how to take that initially but now I know how awesome I truly am

Just when I reach the top of the hill...stupid rock rolls back down...y is life such a uphill battle?

It's my birthday!!! Still the same short, loud, str8 2 da point, smart ass joker I was this time last year. But much like fine wine...i get betta with age ;-)

It's like my saturday is incomplete w/o VT football...I still haven't figured out what to do in Jan when the season is over :(

I swear iTunes is a mind reader b/c a song will come on that perfectly captures my mindset at that moment. The song caputres the words that escape my lips.

Jimmy & Amanda have come to visit!! So excited for the possibilities of EPIC greatness. They make me smile :D

Y spend time worrying about wat could b? Anything is possible. I don't fret bout the what ifs; I concentrate on the what ares.

Sometimes it's really hard to stay committed to working out after a tiring 8 hr day and 4 hrs of sleep. Ah well Flirty Girl Fitness here I come!!!

How can you crave something you've really only had once? I've got that fiend itch going right now. Damn it!!

I had the weirdest most random dream involving a friend from the past. It really came outta left field. Is my mind trying to tell me something?

Got 3 birthday cards today, part of me is thankful people thought about me...the other half wants to shoot them b/c they are a month early..WTF?

Enjoying myself thus far but trying not to get too caught up. How do you keep your feet on the ground when your head is in the clouds????

How many times can you make the same mistake with looking like a fool? 1,2, 100?? Does it matter if everyone else thinks it's a mistake but you don't?

I have the hugest crush ever on Matthew Gubler aka Dr. Spencer Reid. Something about being adorably socially awkward just makes my heart skip a beat.

En route to Blacksburg to see a few of my faves. I'm uber excited about the prospects this weekend has to offer.

Random Fact 25: This experiment has taught me that I am not all that interesting. I'm ok with that b/c I still think I'm the shit.

Random Fact 24: My dream car is a silver convertible Audi TT with tinted windows. I regularly have daydreams of me driving it with the top down wind in my hair.

Random Fact 23: I love double stuff chocolate oreos. I can eat a whole package in one sitting. I'm just overcome with deliciousness.

Random Fact 22: I love strong arms on a guy. The more muscles the better even if it's slightly unproportional to the rest of his body. One word: Yummy!!!

Random Fact 21: I listen to Disney soundtracks when I am in traffic and I'm nervous because people are such bad drivers. It keeps me calm to sing along.

Random Fact 20: I Wikipedia everything. Movies, books, words, people, myself I mean everything. It's pretty much the coolest website to me ever.

Random Fact 19: One of my favorite places in the world is curled up in my bed with a book.

Random Fact 18: It's been 1 year since I've had alcohol. Dryness = Seeing people 4 who they really are not who they pretend to be. From this I have grown.

Random Fact 17: My car is named Midnite for 2 reasons: Its color is Midnite Blue and it's a character from one of my favorite books, The Coldest Winter Ever.

Random Fact 16: I am addicted to Glee. I am a full blown Gleek and credit the show to exposing me to some really cool songs and artist. Thanks FOX.

Random Fact 15: I once slept for 24 hrs straight. No jet lag, no drugs, no illness, nada. Why? Just because. My mom almost called 911 b/c she was worried.

Random Fact 14: Sometimes when I people watch I make up really tragic stories about their lives usually ending with them in a fatal car crash.

Random Fact 13: Hi my name is Moe and I am addicted to Old Navy. I go all the time; happy, horny, sad, hungry, bored, etc. I could use a 12 step program ASAP.

Random Fact 12: I like to walk around my house naked, cook naked, and generally be naked. I really want to go to a clothing optional beach and tan.

Random Fact 11: I LOVE to eat, I am a slave to my belly and sort of a food slut. If you give me good food, I'm more likely to do something you want me to do.

Random Fact 10: I think about 80% of dudes look good in a plain white T, jeans & kicks. The other 20%?, I just ignore them for the lack of simple fashion sense.

Random Fact 9: Once when I was really upset n totally intoxicated, I chainsmoked a pack of Virginia Slims menthol cigs. It was the 1st n only time I smoked cigs

Random Fact 8: My mind is constantly in the gutter, and though I don't mean to I'm pretty sure I could figure out a way to make the Virgin Mary filthy.

Random Fact 7: I am a serial kisser. I have kissed more men than I can keep track of in every country I have ever visited. I wear it as a badge of honor.

Random Fact 6: I believe it is perfectly acceptable to sing (i.e. shout) Disney songs at the top of your voice while driving in your car with the windows down.

Random Fact 5, pt 2: I have 4 different bucket lists just in case I die young in a blaze of fire and glory :D. You never know and I like to be prepared.

Random Fact 5: I plan to travel to each continent before I am 30. It is #4 on my "before 30" bucket list.

Random Fact 4: I have the most selective memory known to man. I can only remember about 25% of the last 22 years of my life. It's truly saddening :(

Random Fact 3: My favorite musical is RENT and I at times sing songs from it whenever I feel a little lonely and sad

Random Fact 2: I once skipped school and took a bus to NYC, shopped and walked around, then got back on the greyhound back home. Never got caught :D

Random Fact 1: Ethan & Alauna are the 2 best things that have ever happen to me b/c they love me unconditionally no matter what.

A long time ago I made a list of 25 random things about myself; I'm going to do something like that again..time to share my world

Saw the most intense case of camel toe today..almost like her vagina was SCREAMING for oxygen. IDK how she couldn't feel that something was wrong...SMH

Dearest Mystery Ant at Work: You suck, fuck you. That is all. Sincerely, Moe

At times it's best not to read others blogs;it brings up questions you don't want to know the answers to, but thanks to all who read the ramblings I call a blog

Saw the world's biggest dog try to eat a little chow chow this morning..it was a bit funny when the chow lunged right back at it

So glad to have had visitors this past weekend but it sure does make living alone seem more...what's the word....oh yea LONELY...

Got reaquinted with "The Vagina Monologues" today..it reminded me of how much I've been through and how much stronger I am for it

Still just as socially awkard as ever...at least I know some things never change even when it seems like everything does

Man I forgot how much I love "The Fifth Element" especially the opera scene...

Tried navigating DT ATL today. After cutting off 8 people, missing my exit and driving across 5 lanes of traffic...I think I'm going to take a brake for a while

Did it really just take a hour and a half to get through South Carolina? Definite highlight of this trip.

So packing is so laborus...and I am so over it..why can't I live in FL and work in GA? It's only 1 state away :(

Dearst Amtrak: I am so over this train ride. If I don't get off soon I'm going to blow this damn train up. 16hrs is much too long & my sanity is gone!!

Phan 5 Reunion: We are all getting together to witness the nuptials of our Southern Belle. Can't wait to see the girls that have had my back since jump street

Man oh man, when all this stuff happens at once it's hard to keep it all together. So I'm trying to keep my head from spinning and my feet on the ground. In the very near future I've got to uproot my life here and replant it somewhere else, hopefully I will acclimate to the new landscape readily. If not I can always go back home.....until next post laters

Note to self: 3 hrs of straight dancing can lead to pain in places previously unknown in the body. Ah well round 2 here I come!!! Until next post smooches

I thought technology was supposed to make ur life simpler not complicated to the point of migraines....FML

I don't usually believe in kismet n such but I just heard a song on the radio that was perfect for the emotions I got rite now n it was the 1st one of the day.

Loving the path my life is taking so far....its just going well. Enjoying the new job but not looking forward to looking for new roommates. Alas variety is the spice of life :D

When things are right between us it feels so good...when they aren't it goes so horribly wrong...wtf?

Note to self: 3am pyscho analytical drabble about life may seem profound at the moment...but in retrospect make no damn sense. That is all.

Heard an awesome quote today "Bloom where you're planted" there is so much wisdom found in those four words...plus it applies well with my chosen field :)

So I try not to compare myself to others but when you get a letter from your HS Alumni Association it forces to reflect upon urself...so far?? It could be worst

Highlites of the evening..seeing Patrick Ewing, finding a trap door in the bar and Tom yelling "Throw some D's on that bitch"...I love this town

It's amazing how alert you can be on 3 hours of sleep and a bright computer screen. The other night I went out to do a bit of partying in Downtown Orlando with my roomie and a friend. If you have seen my previous postings you already know how I feel about these excursions...it's not that I hate them or love them for that matter.. I just have truly started to realize the breadth of the individuality of each experience I have in the Other World that is DT Otown. On my last excursion to the underbelly of DT, I ended up at an establishment know as Eye Spy which can only be truly described as a haven for the "Others" or persons that don't normally fit well into any social class we have already established i.e. the Mean Girls, the Punk Kids, the Hood Rats, the Goths etc. but actually display characteristics of multiple groups which instead of prompting the human mind into thinking "maybe this classism we have developed over the ions may not a worthwhile endeavor bu...

You know I kinda wish I could go back in time now that I have figured out what I like and work towards that goal. I sort of wish I had 1 more year of college to really work towards achieving the dreams I have set for myself. But on the other hand in my defense what 19 year old do you know that knows from the first day what exactly they'd like to do? It took me checking out various avenues of learning and seeing different people, places and things for me to finally get a hold of a career path. Now that I've found one its almost as if I can't get any where....EPIC Fail at life. I'm not giving up but I can't figure out more than a passive approach to my goals. I need help but I don't know where to turn....FML this is truly ridiculous because in the end...even though I've found a path..I'm still utterly & completely lost. Until next post smooches laters

At what point do your friends move from the friend level down to the acquaintance level before you realize it? It's sad to say I'm living in an acquaintance filled world.

(2 of 2) transferred to other parts of life like say my love life or my work or even home life...just saying.

(1 of 2) Ever felt so good in an outfit that you never wanted to take it off? Right now that's how I feel. Sometimes I wished this good feeling could be

Ever have one of those off days that just goes from bad to worst? Ever feel like that day sums up your whole life? Yea I'm right there....

Truly going out in otown is a hit or miss...some nites it's the shit others...not so much..mayb tonite will be a good nite???

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(1 of 2) St. Patty's was an EPIC.Great times w/ Austin, Amanda, John & Ricky. DT O-town may not be the dismal ghettoville I once it thought it was. Until next

Happiness is a state of mind. So if you want to be happy get in that state of mind...I'm trying and I will succeed so help me GOD!!!

Missing the days when Letti was around the corner, Sparkle & Marina were down the street and life was sensibly complicated...

Valentine's Day + Disney Florist = Hell on Earth. I'm just saying...plus it doesn't help that I have no love interest..AGAIN. FML until next post laters

Can't figure out what is a bigger FAIL: the fact that craiglist personals entertain me or the fact that I REALLY want to reply to some...both are EPIC FAILS

I admit I am a travel junkie but right now my wallet is pissed off at me..alas I can't stop, won't stop, Moe , she gets down! M.I.A here I come!!

Rewards of 18hrs on airplane and 21hrs of driving? A cold w/ a sinus infection and 80 degree weather.FML! Moe Tour continues! Until next post laters

(1 of 3) Moe Tour still going strong.Currently in DC staying in a posh hotel until the AM when I have a speaking engagement in honor of the late great

(3 of 3) this apart of the rockstar glory? Long days and even longer nights? Still trying to party like a rockstar!! Until next post smooches laters

(2 of 3) MLK. Should be sleeping but alas jet lag has messed up my internal clock and a cold doesn't help the situation...so it's a no go right now, but isn't

At a club w/ Laine in O-town celebrating her bday, too many bad weaves and choked toes.It's too wild but oh so funny!! Moe Tour Day 4!!!

(2 of 2) in DC and then flying out to Otown w/ Gordon-Bray (aka M.I.A.) I really don't think this town is ready :)

(1 of 2) Yesterday was quite uninteresting...Made it out of NYC w/o killing anyone..that was a good sign..had a good time just chilling with some friends back

(2 of 2) own the streets of Bronx, New York....until next post smooches laters

(1 of 2) Today is the big day...wish me luck blogger world...in addition please say a little prayer that I don't kill a random pedestrian who believes that they

(3 of 3) too will become a New Yorker...that fact alone damn near killed me sitting in the passenger seat of my dad's car...until next post smooches later

(2 of 3) spend the night before my job interview in the morning...as I try to convince myself that I am too young to die it comes to me...if all goes well I

(1 of 3) OMG i'm going to die....I can't help but think this as my dad and I try to navigate the streets of Bronx New York...all in search of a decent hotel to

(4 of 4) :)....Until next post smooches laters

(3 of 4) so be prepared to get into some type of accident even if your car is parked overnight without moving....OH how I have grown to love central florida

(2 of 4) ice rain #2 Always walk with sun block and an umbrella....it will be gray and wet one second and the hot and sunny the next #1 Floridians CANNOT drive

(1 of 4) Top 3 things I learned while living in Florida: #3 It is possible to not only get below 32 degrees but these temeperatures can also be combined with

I'm now 22 yrs old and I feel like I have aged. In the last 8 months or so of my life I have graduated from college, traveled to Australia, moved to Florida, got a job at Disney World, had some not so pleasant real world experiences, been roped into something I am not ready to do, made some truly awesome friends, and can't really remember the last time I actually took a deep breath and relaxed. I have truly grown into this awesome person and I am glad since it took me so long to actually bloom. Hopefully the world out there is prepared for all that I have to offer because I am poised to get out there and do my own thing. I have realized that just because people are nice to you it doesn't mean that they are your friends...your true friends are the ones that tell you that your being a dbag and to get over yourself. Hopefully with a new year now in full swing I'll be that diamond all the pressures of life is making me out to be. Until next post laters